After eight years, I am pleased to announce that we have achieved total military victory over Pandemic Horde. We won!

At 20:05 today, 11/12/2025, Horde alliance CEO Johnny Trousersnake formally announced that Pandemic Horde will close as an alliance. While the CEO made no direct reference to TSOTH, it can be reasonably understood that our years-long relentless cloaky camping, psyops operations, and warfare against the nullsec alliance and infiltration was clearly the main factor in this decision.

In 2017, Horde launched a series of unprovoked attacks on our industrial structures shortly after the conclusion of our cloaky camping campaign in their space. We were outraged at their cowardly aggression, but we were outgunned, and simply unable to compete against them at the time. We retreated, but we did not give up. I vowed that we would devote ourselves to bringing Horde to their knees. I vowed that however long it took, we would have our revenge and destroy Horde. Well tonight, after 8 gruelling years, we have succeeded! Shortly before Christmas in 2017 I purchased a £200 bottle of champagne for this occasion. I have kept it in my cabinet ever since, never to be opened until Horde have been conclusively defeated. Well tonight I am drinking it, and tonight I party!

But I couldn’t have done it on my own. We have only achieved this victory thanks to the combined, collective efforts of everyone in TSOTH. Even though the EVE community thinks you “don’t exist” or that you’re all just my alts!

Horde’s defeat at the hands of TSOTH shows that nullsec doesn’t have to remain under the oppressive tyranny of the big nullsec powers like Goons and INIT. The smaller, independent alliances can fight back, and they can win. In the coming weeks and months, we will be consulting with a number of independent alliances who have observed our war against Horde with interest, and are looking for advice to fight against the other previously mentioned nullsec blocs. We will be providing advice, and possibly military assistance in these matters.

But tonight is a celebration. We have achieved so much with this war. When the occupier launched their cowardly, unprovoked attack on our structures, everyone laughed at us, and said we didn’t stand a chance against the mighty Pandemic Horde. But we refused to give up. We fought, and fought, and we repulsed the occupiers, and now we have defeated them. Their unprovoked war against us set off a chain of events culminating in their total defeat. Let that be a lesson to ANY alliance who dares to even think of messing with TSOTH in the future. For TSOTH, for victory! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

TSOTH High Command

• Carlos Warren
• Scorpius Major
• Wencea
• The Korrupted